Halloween Jokes that are Terribly Sweet

1. What fruit does Count Dracula love to eat?

 

A: A neck-tarine!

 

2. How do French skeletons say hello?

 

A: Bone-jour!

 

3. What is a ghost-monkey’s favorite food?

 

A: Boo-nanas!

 

4. What is a Bostonian’s favorite sweet?

 

A: A candy-baaah

 

5. Where do ghosts go to buy their favorite candies?

 

A: Le Caramel, of course!

Shop your favorite French caramels at www.le-caramel.com for ‘trick-or-treat’ delights or purchase the Halloween Gift Basket from The Basket Corner, today!

 

          

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