Halloween Jokes that are Terribly Sweet 1. What fruit does Count Dracula love to eat?   A: A neck-tarine!   2. How do French skeletons say hello?   A: Bone-jour!   3. What is a ghost-monkey’s favorite food?   A: Boo-nanas!   4. What is a Bostonian’s favorite sweet?   A: A candy-baaah   5. Where do ghosts go to buy their favorite candies?...